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Oweta amakonda kutumikira makasitomala ndi ndalama. Iwo samasamala amene amayamwa ndi momwe iwo amachitidwira. Nkhope yokongola ndi chizindikiro cha hule. Anapiye amakonda kugulitsa kukongola kwawo. Ndipo chofunika kwambiri, amameza cum ngakhale pambuyo pa zisanu ndi chimodzi. Ha-ha-ha!
Mnyamatayu sangathe kusamalira ndalama zake, ndipo sangathe kuteteza mtsikana wake moyenera. Anamutumiza kwa munthu wamba kuti akamulipirire ngongole zake, ndipo sankadziwa n’komwe kuti padzakhala awiri a iwo. Ndipo iye mwini anasiyidwa pakhomo pachabe. Msungwanayo, ndithudi, anapatsidwa phwando loyenera ndi kukwapula migolo iwiri, koma ngongole iyenera kubwezedwa, ndipo analibe chochita koma kukhutitsa onse awiri. Iye anachita izo mwangwiro.
Ndiwojambula wopusa bwanji, paparazzi woyipa. Analowa pakhonde ndipo anangotsala pang'ono kuyika disolo pabulu wa mwanapiyeyo. Ndipo akugona pamenepo akuganiza, "Bwanji mwamuna wanga sakuyankhula? Mwinamwake ndi zoseketsa. Ndipo mwamunayo amaganiza zomwezo za iye, ndipo akuyamba kulowetsa bulu wake molimba! Shit, titseke makatani!